Drop your Steam page URL. We screenshot it, score it against a 12-point launch-readiness rubric, and email you a written teardown — capsule, copy, tags, demo, festival eligibility, trailer cuts, and the three things to fix this week.
No upsell sequence. No five-email drip campaign. Reply if you want help, ignore if you don't.
A real human (one of our strategists) opens your Steam page, runs it against the same 12-point rubric we use on paying clients, and emails you the writeup as a PDF + linked checklist within 48 hours.
Steam page link, your contact, and the one thing you're most worried about. We read your concern first — the writeup is biased toward fixing what you actually feel.
Same person who'd run the engagement if you hired us. No outsourced template. They open the page, score the 12 points, and write the teardown by hand.
Clean writeup, screenshots with annotations, a prioritized 3-fix list for this week. If you want to talk after reading, our calendar is in the email. If not — you keep the audit.
This is a real audit, not a sales pitch wrapped in PDF. We don't tier-gate the writeup. There's no "but the full report costs $X." You get the same 12-point teardown a paying Wayfarer-tier client gets in their first month — because most of what's wrong with a Steam page is the same regardless of budget. If we can't help, we'll tell you. If we can, you'll know what we'd do.